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For John Trenchfoot it's just another typical day in the Lake District: nursing the mother of all hangovers and dealing with constant abuse from his slovenly boss, Fat Bob.
Cooking, cleaning, D.I.Y, pulling pints....these menial chores are nothing for a man who can bench-press a school-bus and run a mile in the blink of an eye. That's probably why Fat Bob kicked out the former faculty of his hotel – a large family of Polish migrants – and employed John and chums instead.
Just how well did the Poles take this? Have a guess.
Tourist Season sets up the status quo and introduces our three hard-drinking, hard-smoking, hard-swearing protagonists...only to see said status quo destroyed by the timely arrival of a face from the past that Trenchfoot wishes he could forget...